1 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:18,749 Stick up? 2 00:01:21,090 --> 00:01:26,040 Murder? Oh, I get it. We're going places. 3 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,840 Can I have one of my cigarettes? Shut up! You'll get your stuff back when we're thru with you. 4 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,410 Good evening, Mr. Lanyard. 5 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,410 I don't think I'm gonna like you. 6 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:03,450 I'm sorry if my men were rough, but it was necessary to bring you here. Why? 7 00:02:05,009 --> 00:02:06,299 There's a safe I want opened. 8 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:12,150 Did you forget the combination? Oh, but it's not my safe. Sounds illegal to me. 9 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:15,900 I will pay $10,000 for the job, Mr. Lanyard. 10 00:02:18,810 --> 00:02:19,380 Well? 11 00:02:20,310 --> 00:02:25,740 What do you say? No. Sure you won't reconsider? Listen, whoever you are. 12 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:31,480 I don't like your voice and I don't like your manners and I don't like the men who deliver your invitations. 13 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,800 I guess that settles it then. I'm sorry, Mr. Lanyard. 14 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:39,960 And now what happens? A nice torture chamber? A dark dungeon waiting for me? 15 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:45,240 Nothing like that. You're not interested in my deal. So you're free to leave. 16 00:02:47,970 --> 00:02:48,690 Take him out. 17 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,300 Well, it's been a pleasure. 18 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:59,130 Turn on the lights. 19 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:06,630 You got me guessing, boss. 20 00:03:06,630 --> 00:03:11,430 We can crack that safe without Lanyard. I can't figure out why you had us bring him in. 21 00:03:11,431 --> 00:03:16,441 I've got an old score I settled with the Lone Wolf. He got me into serious trouble once. 22 00:03:17,190 --> 00:03:18,510 Well I still don't see it. 23 00:03:19,619 --> 00:03:21,719 And now I'm going to do the same for him. 24 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:29,970 How would you like to change your brand of cigarettes, Jenks? Just for tomorrow. 25 00:03:33,210 --> 00:03:38,880 Say, that's pretty good. We will proceed exactly as we have arranged. The plans are to be 26 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:44,490 delivered to the war department just at noon. You will appropriate them during the 27 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:47,640 lunch hour, before they can be copied. 28 00:03:56,430 --> 00:04:03,240 Now exactly what's missing? Look, Sergeant, just once more. The plans of the new Palmer 29 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:09,270 anti-aircraft gun have been stolen. Understand? Yeah. But they didn't get all of the plans. 30 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:14,910 You see the inventor Palmer has several of the key sheets in his laboratory. What for? 31 00:04:16,379 --> 00:04:23,779 He's working for the simplification of the loading mechanism. Not that you'd understand that. 32 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:31,110 Oh, now I get it. The crooks only got part of the plans. That's right, Sergeant. Which part? 33 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:35,370 Nevermind that now. Our job is to get these crooks before they do any more harm. 34 00:04:35,370 --> 00:04:40,170 Any leads, Inspector? You don't see work like that nowadays. No for... No, no doubt, Inspector. 35 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,730 But I'd like something more definite. 36 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:47,580 Well, there are very few men could open a safe like that. One of them is Eddie Elk. Yes? 37 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:52,780 But he's in Sing Sing, doing 50 years to life. Oh? There's one other man. 38 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:53,700 I suppose he's in Alcatraz. 39 00:04:54,270 --> 00:04:58,570 No, as a matter of fact, he's here in Washington. Good. And what's more, 40 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:03,599 he used to smoke Regis Cigarettes. Regis Cigarettes? I found that on the floor in front of the safe. 41 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:08,820 Fine, Inspector! I had no idea the police were so efficient. Should I pull him in, Inspector? 42 00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:12,270 Now wait a minute, I just said he could have done it. Matter of fact, he's been out of 43 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:16,890 this racket for a long time now. Retired years ago. But I once swore I'd soak him away for life. 44 00:05:16,890 --> 00:05:21,660 I'd still trade my pension to get him. Who is he? One of the cleverest cracksmen in the world. 45 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:24,420 Michael Lanyard. The Lone Wolf. 46 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:34,110 You're on the spot, Scarface. 47 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:48,300 Ah, Mike. What the matter, Pat? Why doesn't Jameson die when I shoot him? 48 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:53,940 It makes me so mad. Jameson, why don't you die when you're shot? I'm too tired, sir. 49 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:59,400 This is Miss Patricia's forth crime of violence today. She claims she's liquidating the Red Weasel's mob. 50 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,660 Something for me? 51 00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:07,850 Oh boy! 52 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:11,240 A regular G-man's outfit! 53 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:14,890 And real handcuffs! Oh boy! 54 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,500 Come here, Pat. I have something to tell you. 55 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,220 A detective story? 56 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:23,970 No, it isn't that. This is about you. And it's serious. 57 00:06:26,940 --> 00:06:30,930 You mean about the kitchen window? Honest, Mike, I didn't... No, it isn't that. 58 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:34,590 I'm going to send you away to school, Pat. 59 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:37,580 Ah Mike, why? 60 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,290 Well, if your mother were living, she'd be able to take care of you properly. 61 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,300 I'm afraid I'm not very much of a success as a father. 62 00:06:43,380 --> 00:06:45,480 You're the swellest father in the whole world! 63 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:51,500 Now now! No flattery, young woman. Tomorrow, I'm going to take you over to Miss Warren's school for young ladies. 64 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:57,080 Young ladies? You mean sissies. Does Val know about this? 65 00:06:57,100 --> 00:07:02,600 Val? No. But when I see her again, if I do... 66 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:06,304 Oh by way, Jameson, how many times has she phoned today? 67 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:09,634 Miss Carson phoned at 3:00, at 3:15, and at 4:00. 68 00:07:09,659 --> 00:07:12,759 At 4:15, tell her that I've taken a trip to Canada. 69 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,588 I'm afraid that wouldn't do any good, sir. 70 00:07:15,613 --> 00:07:17,960 No? She's very persistent, isn't she. 71 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:18,570 Very persistent, sir. 72 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:23,490 Mr. Lanyard, wouldn't it simplify our lives if we were to marry Miss Val? 73 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:26,850 Simplify isn't the word, Jameson. Anyway, we couldn't. 74 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:27,930 No, sir? 75 00:07:28,140 --> 00:07:32,940 No. She's much too young for us. We're an old man, Jamison. 76 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 We're only 35. What? 77 00:07:36,230 --> 00:07:39,714 Well, if we can't marry her, sir, what are we going to tell her when she calls up again? 78 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:42,536 I don't know. You think of something? 79 00:07:42,561 --> 00:07:45,870 I can't talk to her. I deserted her at lunch very abruptly. 80 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:49,560 Ah, that explains it, sir. Explains what? What she said, sir. 81 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,960 Oh? What did she say? 82 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,900 No, sir. I simply couldn't repeat it, sir. 83 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:57,740 Jamison. I think I need a drink. Yes, sir. 84 00:07:58,070 --> 00:07:59,870 Oh, I say, sir! Look what... 85 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:05,766 Gosh, Val. I'm glad you came. Mike's planning to do awful things to me. 86 00:08:05,891 --> 00:08:10,010 When I get through with that no good father of yours, he won't be able to do anything to anybody. 87 00:08:10,010 --> 00:08:13,882 He's going to send me away to school! Oh, trying to get you out of the way too, eh? 88 00:08:13,907 --> 00:08:15,680 We'll see about that. 89 00:08:15,705 --> 00:08:17,054 Are you mad him again? 90 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:20,297 Mad? Do you want to see your father torn limb from limb? 91 00:08:20,522 --> 00:08:23,424 I think I'd better stay here. Thank you. 92 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:29,670 You will double crossing deserter. What's he been doing? Stealing the silver? 93 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,130 Jameson, what is this woman doing here? 94 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:32,370 Don't heckle me. 95 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,289 Where did you go at lunch? A telephone call... 96 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:36,140 Two hours on the telephone? Well, it was a long... 97 00:08:36,270 --> 00:08:38,498 Don't try to be funny. Stand up when I'm talking to you. 98 00:08:38,523 --> 00:08:40,914 Do you realize what... Sit down. 99 00:08:41,820 --> 00:08:43,560 Do you realize what you did to me? 100 00:08:43,770 --> 00:08:44,340 No. What? 101 00:08:45,030 --> 00:08:47,708 You ran out on me. Oh, I'm sorry. 102 00:08:47,733 --> 00:08:50,025 Really sorry? Yes. 103 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:57,250 Well, I forgive you. You forgive me? 104 00:08:57,274 --> 00:08:58,874 Mm-hm. I forgive you. 105 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:00,865 Well, thanks. I knew you'd understand. 106 00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:03,010 There's just one more thing. What's that? 107 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:06,289 The check. Oh, did I forget that? 108 00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:12,390 Yes! I had to pay it. Oh. I paid it! 109 00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:15,150 Oh, well you know how little things slip the mind, especially when you're busy. 110 00:09:15,174 --> 00:09:17,174 How much? 111 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,840 Thirty... For lunch? Yes! 112 00:09:21,870 --> 00:09:23,470 And you can still walk? 113 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:25,370 Well, you entertained a few friends to keep me company. 114 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:27,690 It was awfully nice of you. Yes, wasn't it? 115 00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:31,270 Well, there's $45. That'll take care of the tip. 116 00:09:31,380 --> 00:09:33,870 50. He was such a nice waiter. 117 00:09:35,010 --> 00:09:36,690 We must have lunch again sometime. 118 00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:41,910 By the way, just for the record. Where did you go this afternoon? 119 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,350 I was called away on business. 120 00:09:43,530 --> 00:09:45,480 Yes, well, I hope you paid for her lunch. 121 00:09:46,050 --> 00:09:48,457 Jameson, answer that bell. But Mr. Lanyard, I... 122 00:09:48,482 --> 00:09:50,220 Oh, nevermind. I'll take care of it myself. 123 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,990 Now don't stall. Where were you? 124 00:09:52,014 --> 00:09:54,014 Excuse me. 125 00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:56,480 Now listen, Mike. We have company. 126 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,872 Uh, are you Lanyard? Yes. Inspector Thomas! 127 00:10:01,897 --> 00:10:04,534 How are you, Inspector? Well, it's been a long time. 128 00:10:04,535 --> 00:10:07,493 Yes. Miss Carson, this is Inspector Thomas. And...uh... 129 00:10:07,494 --> 00:10:09,195 Sergeant Devan. Mr. Lanyard, Miss Carson. 130 00:10:09,196 --> 00:10:10,195 How are you? How do you do? 131 00:10:10,196 --> 00:10:12,196 Come in, gentlemen. 132 00:10:13,769 --> 00:10:15,757 Well, you're just in time for a drink, Inspector. 133 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,213 I'm afraid this is a business call, Lanyard. 134 00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:18,360 Oh, really? 135 00:10:19,139 --> 00:10:22,079 So, why don't you and Pat go play jacks or something? 136 00:10:22,109 --> 00:10:26,069 Oh, no, no, I like policeman. It isn't everyday you meet them socially. 137 00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:30,705 Hey, Inspector! They got that guy handcuffed over there, ain't they? 138 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,384 Oh, that's just Jameson. He and my daughter play games together. 139 00:10:33,719 --> 00:10:36,125 Games. Very suspicious. 140 00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:40,290 Miss Patricia, please! Oh, no! Not until you promise. 141 00:10:43,050 --> 00:10:46,200 Lanyard, where were you at 1:00 this afternoon? 142 00:10:46,290 --> 00:10:48,526 Oh, thank you, Inspector. What for? 143 00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:50,794 That's what I've been trying to find out. 144 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,980 Very suspicious! Stick 'em up! 145 00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:57,960 See, Jameson? That's how you ought to play. 146 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:01,920 I like him. She's going away to school tomorrow. 147 00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:03,370 Yeah, reform school. 148 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:09,420 Val, won't you help Jameson get loose? He isn't very comfortable. 149 00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:12,330 Please, Miss Val. 150 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,141 Pat, give me the key quick. 151 00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:22,294 Oh no, not until he promises to die three times tomorrow. 152 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,890 All right, he'll die three times tomorrow. Won't you, Jameson? 153 00:11:24,991 --> 00:11:26,055 I promise. 154 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:32,760 Come on... 155 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:39,563 Now Inspector, what's this all about? Well, there's been a robbery. 156 00:11:39,564 --> 00:11:40,698 Jewels? 157 00:11:40,723 --> 00:11:44,098 No, but a safe was opened this afternoon between 1:00 and 2:00. 158 00:11:44,123 --> 00:11:45,324 Well why come to me? 159 00:11:45,349 --> 00:11:48,448 Oh just thought you might be able to help us out. 160 00:11:48,473 --> 00:11:49,914 Oh, thanks. 161 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:55,360 I'm afraid I'll have to take you down to headquarters, Lanyard. 162 00:11:55,985 --> 00:11:56,755 Why? 163 00:11:57,380 --> 00:12:00,400 A cigarette just like this was found in front of the safe. 164 00:12:00,525 --> 00:12:05,414 Oh now really, Inspector! I know. It looks like a plant. 165 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,877 But aren't these cigarettes made especially for you? 166 00:12:07,902 --> 00:12:10,536 For me and Carol Lombard. Have you been to see her? 167 00:12:10,661 --> 00:12:14,886 No, but we'd like to. Now Sergeant... 168 00:12:15,711 --> 00:12:19,780 So you'd like to know where I was between 1:00 and 2:00? Um-hm. 169 00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:24,604 Inspector, I have one of the most beautiful alibis you ever saw. She's... 170 00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:26,120 Come in. 171 00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:31,590 Thought you gentlemen might be thirsty. 172 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:34,160 Yeah, not a bad idea. Let's hear it, Lanyard. 173 00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:39,610 I didn't mean to interrupt. Just don't mind.... 174 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:49,880 That will keep her out for a while. 175 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,930 How about that alibi? 176 00:12:55,080 --> 00:13:00,570 At 1:00 today, Inspector, I was having lunch with a young lady at the Plymouth Hotel. 177 00:13:12,319 --> 00:13:15,312 Satisfied? What was the young lady's name? 178 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,445 Marie Templeton. 179 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:20,116 Do you mean the blonde singer that's with Duke Jones orchestra? 180 00:13:20,141 --> 00:13:22,043 Yes! Oh boy, she's gotten... 181 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,100 Just a minute. 182 00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:40,020 Does need a wife. 183 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:46,190 Don't want Miss Carson to know about this other girl, huh? 184 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:47,852 I'd rather go to jail, Inspector! 185 00:13:47,877 --> 00:13:51,155 Are you sure you had lunch with Marie Templeton? 186 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:54,180 Of course. We're both interested in antiques. 187 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,430 I've got quite a collection in all. And she was coming here later to inspect them. 188 00:13:57,455 --> 00:13:59,506 All right, Lanyard. We'll check on Miss Templeton later. 189 00:13:59,531 --> 00:14:00,448 But remember... 190 00:14:01,069 --> 00:14:02,789 If your story doesn't stand up... 191 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:05,250 I know! I'll be making little ones out of big ones. 192 00:14:12,599 --> 00:14:14,700 But don't worry. It'll stand up, all right. 193 00:14:14,725 --> 00:14:16,439 And now, Inspector, how about that drink? 194 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,148 No thanks. We have to go along. 195 00:14:18,173 --> 00:14:20,424 Why Val! What's your hurry? 196 00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:31,380 By the way, where does your alibi live? 197 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,089 The Plymouth Hotel. 198 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:34,294 Well, drop in again gentlemen. 199 00:14:34,319 --> 00:14:36,774 Maybe we will, after we've seen that blonde! 200 00:14:37,698 --> 00:14:39,698 Boo!! 201 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,700 Come on, Devan. 202 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:50,520 Funny! Eh? Yeah, very funny. Ha ha ha ha ha. 203 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,690 Blonde, eh? You triple crosser! 204 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,400 Now now! Be calm. 205 00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:02,235 That whole family oughta be in jail. Well, let's concentrate on Lanyard. 206 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:04,523 Okay, where do we go first? To the Plymouth Hotel? 207 00:15:04,548 --> 00:15:06,861 No. Headquarters. Wait a minute. 208 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:08,652 Ain't we gonna see Marie? Later, maybe. 209 00:15:08,677 --> 00:15:10,667 But he's too smart to lie about her. 210 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,248 First we're going to make sure that nobody but Lanyard smakes those cigarettes. 211 00:15:13,273 --> 00:15:14,437 What for? 212 00:15:14,462 --> 00:15:17,603 Lanyard's mixed up in this business someplace. I'm going to find out where and how. 213 00:15:17,628 --> 00:15:19,710 I still think we should go see Marie first. 214 00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:26,460 Funny they should find one of my cigarettes. 215 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,890 Never mind about the cigarettes. What about that blonde? 216 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,160 You invited yourself to lunch with me, didn't you? 217 00:15:31,185 --> 00:15:33,627 Well, yes, but... I didn't have a date with you, did I? 218 00:15:33,652 --> 00:15:36,108 No. But I did have a date with this other young lady. 219 00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:38,291 She has a friend who might buy some of my antiques. 220 00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:40,058 Why didn't you tell me so in the first place? 221 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,496 I didn't think you'd believe me. I don't. 222 00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:45,410 You can still take me to lunch. Oh, it's too late now. 223 00:15:45,435 --> 00:15:47,090 All right, I'll settle for dinner then. 224 00:15:47,149 --> 00:15:48,589 Make it cocktails and it's a deal. 225 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:51,887 Sold. Is this a stall? No, I really need a drink. 226 00:15:51,912 --> 00:15:54,524 I won't have to pay for it. I promise. 227 00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:55,380 All right. 228 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,290 This time, no blonde. 229 00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:11,697 Well they're not all here. Three pages are missing. 230 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,287 Well that's all there was in the safe, boss. Honest. 231 00:16:14,312 --> 00:16:16,973 Palmer must have the missing plans in his laboratory. 232 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:20,940 Yes. 233 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:25,830 Yes, they didn't? You're sure? 234 00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:28,560 Wait there then. 235 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,649 The police didn't arrest Lanyard. Well those dumb cops! 236 00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:36,794 No, no, wait a minute. 237 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,330 Perhaps it's just as well. 238 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:41,490 I wonder. 239 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,620 You mean you're glad they didn't arrest Lanyard? 240 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:50,888 Yes, the Lone Wolf will get the missing plans for us from the Palmer laboratory. 241 00:16:50,913 --> 00:16:56,850 And this time, we'll plant enough evidence to send him away for life. 242 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:08,180 Oh, I'm so sorry. Welcome. 243 00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:17,510 Lovers! Yeah... So nice! 244 00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:20,871 That's right. Her name is Marie Templeton. 245 00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:25,913 And she's a very intelligent girl too. She shares my interest in antiques. 246 00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:29,159 If I had a knife, I'd cut your throat from ear to ear. 247 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,910 Monsieur? Two planters punches. 248 00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:34,499 And a knife. Now don't stall. 249 00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:36,900 What do the police suspect you of? A crime. 250 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,274 Are you really serious, Mike? 251 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,530 Crime is serious, but I didn't do it. 252 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,986 Yes, but can you prove it? Certainly! I have a witness. 253 00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:45,884 That blonde! Miss Templeton. 254 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:48,870 I had to have lunch with her. 255 00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:49,587 What do you mean? You had to? 256 00:17:49,612 --> 00:17:51,358 You're a push over for every blonde in Washington. 257 00:17:51,883 --> 00:17:53,934 You're a blonde. Oh, that's just my hair. 258 00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,034 At heart, I'm a brunette. 259 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,324 Oh I see. Men marry brunettes. 260 00:17:58,349 --> 00:18:00,134 I still prefer blonde. 261 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,260 Mike? 262 00:18:13,049 --> 00:18:13,889 You do like me, don't you? 263 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,230 You know I do. Cross your heart? 264 00:18:17,254 --> 00:18:19,254 Cross my heart. 265 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:21,210 Then let's get married. We'd be terribly happy. 266 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,870 Oh, for a while maybe. But it wouldn't last. 267 00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:27,780 You're young... But not too young. 268 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,642 And I am an old man. 269 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:32,244 In the winter, my joints creek. 270 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:37,730 It'd be like living with a rusty barn door. 271 00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:41,490 Well, we can go to Bermuda in the winter. Or there's Egypt. How about Egypt? 272 00:18:41,515 --> 00:18:44,214 What? No, too cold. 273 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:45,450 Too cold? 274 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,880 Too cold. 275 00:18:52,949 --> 00:18:55,099 What? Who is she? 276 00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,536 Who? That woman you're rubbering at. 277 00:18:57,661 --> 00:19:00,194 What woman? Oh, that one. 278 00:19:02,549 --> 00:19:03,179 I don't know. 279 00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:06,150 I've never seen her before in my life. 280 00:19:06,329 --> 00:19:08,849 You're lying, you liar. On my word of honor. 281 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:13,170 I've never seen her before. And I never get a face. 282 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,090 Michael my dear! This is wonderful! 283 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:20,540 You never forget a face. 284 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,250 Ah, won't you sit down? 285 00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:29,740 Michael darling! You're just pretending! Oh, surely you haven't forgotten me. 286 00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:31,339 Karen. 287 00:19:31,449 --> 00:19:35,140 Uh, this is Miss Carson. How do you do? 288 00:19:35,165 --> 00:19:36,586 How do you do? 289 00:19:36,611 --> 00:19:39,092 But you couldn't have forgotten me, darling. 290 00:19:39,117 --> 00:19:41,550 We had such a good time that winter in Budapest. 291 00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:42,459 Budapest? 292 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:46,668 Do you remember the Danube? You liar! 293 00:19:46,693 --> 00:19:49,350 And the police asking you about the robbery at the Royal Palace. 294 00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:50,070 Robbery? 295 00:19:51,299 --> 00:19:53,361 They knew it was the work of the Lone Wolf. 296 00:19:53,386 --> 00:19:55,493 But of course, they didn't know what I knew. 297 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:58,050 And what did you know? 298 00:19:58,589 --> 00:20:02,119 That Michael Lanyard and the Lone Wolf were one in the same person. 299 00:20:02,843 --> 00:20:04,843 Remember? 300 00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:06,580 I'm beginning to remember. 301 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,863 I'd like to have a talk with you... about old times. 302 00:20:10,349 --> 00:20:11,595 I'm so glad you said that. 303 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:14,443 I was afraid you'd think me forward, coming to your table like this. 304 00:20:14,529 --> 00:20:15,589 Oh not at all. 305 00:20:17,039 --> 00:20:20,189 I need your advice. If it isn't inconvenient. 306 00:20:20,369 --> 00:20:21,395 Of course not. 307 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,099 Hey! Business, Val. 308 00:20:23,429 --> 00:20:25,679 Business my eye. Goodbye, Miss Carson. 309 00:20:25,703 --> 00:20:27,403 So long, Val. 310 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:31,127 Hey Mike! Mike! Check, miss. 311 00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:40,554 You know, I'm terribly disappointed in you. Already? 312 00:20:40,579 --> 00:20:42,589 It was much too easy. What was? 313 00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:46,044 Getting you to come with me? That's silly story about Budapest. 314 00:20:46,169 --> 00:20:48,859 Why, even a schoolboy wouldn't have believed it. 315 00:20:48,879 --> 00:20:51,784 I didn't believe it. But why did you come? 316 00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:53,439 Isn't there some connection between you 317 00:20:53,464 --> 00:20:55,479 and a very unpleasant gent I met last night? 318 00:20:55,559 --> 00:20:58,979 And if there is? I want to talk to him about cigarettes. 319 00:20:59,004 --> 00:20:59,718 Cigarettes? 320 00:20:59,743 --> 00:21:02,676 Yes, he's very careless about where he leaves mine. 321 00:21:02,701 --> 00:21:05,973 Indeed! We are going to see him? 322 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:09,510 No. Then where are we going? 323 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,229 To Angus Palmer's laboratory. What for? 324 00:21:12,319 --> 00:21:15,271 To open a safe. Oh no! Not me! 325 00:21:15,396 --> 00:21:18,264 I don't like safes. Yes you do, pal. 326 00:21:32,579 --> 00:21:36,271 Well, I expected to see you. You have the most unpleasant friends. 327 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,175 Forget it, wiseguy! Make it snappy. 328 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,378 The regular guard's almost due. 329 00:21:39,403 --> 00:21:40,883 What does he mean - the regular guard? 330 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:44,114 The men sent to guard Mr. Palmer were persuaded to leave early. 331 00:21:44,239 --> 00:21:46,543 Forged orders? Yes. 332 00:21:46,567 --> 00:21:48,567 Very clever. 333 00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:51,869 There it is. 334 00:21:54,059 --> 00:21:55,019 You can't get out. 335 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,603 The property is surrounded by an electric fence. 336 00:21:58,628 --> 00:22:00,474 A very ingenious man, Mr. Palmer. 337 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:05,107 Come on! Quit stalling. Tumblers are frozen. 338 00:22:05,232 --> 00:22:08,881 So what? Well, they'll have to be shaken loose. 339 00:22:08,906 --> 00:22:11,147 Ah, here are some fuses. 340 00:22:11,972 --> 00:22:15,541 Some black powder. Very thoughtful. 341 00:22:15,566 --> 00:22:18,342 Light that burner. What for? 342 00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:22,241 Here! You open the safe. All right. 343 00:22:23,629 --> 00:22:25,990 Is Palmer taken care of? Yes. 344 00:22:27,210 --> 00:22:29,772 What are you gonna do? It's a trade secret. 345 00:22:29,797 --> 00:22:32,701 Now everybody stand back! This might be dangerous. 346 00:22:32,826 --> 00:22:34,998 What? With that little pineapple? 347 00:22:35,023 --> 00:22:37,578 Expanding gas has peculiar properties. 348 00:22:49,470 --> 00:22:51,650 He can't get out. Get your men. 349 00:23:10,619 --> 00:23:11,999 He can't get by the fence! Come on! 350 00:24:32,369 --> 00:24:35,189 That was dumb, buddy. We told you you couldn't get away. 351 00:24:43,470 --> 00:24:46,860 Get to work, wise guy. What if I really can't open this? 352 00:24:46,884 --> 00:24:48,884 Oh, come on. Get going. 353 00:24:49,179 --> 00:24:52,880 It's impossible, isn't it? Open the safe. 354 00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:02,917 Thank you. 355 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,500 Give me the cigarette. 356 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:14,300 You think of everything, don't you? 357 00:25:15,809 --> 00:25:16,869 Cigarettes... 358 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,510 Finger prints... 359 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,539 And no alibi. 360 00:25:22,079 --> 00:25:24,339 Now, if you'll close the safe, Mr. Lanyard. 361 00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:29,507 Anything else you want me to do? 362 00:25:29,632 --> 00:25:32,670 No, I think you'll find you've done quite enough. 363 00:25:32,694 --> 00:25:34,494 You can go home. 364 00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:39,269 All by myself? No escort? No blindfold? 365 00:25:40,890 --> 00:25:42,490 All by yourself! 366 00:25:48,299 --> 00:25:50,429 Maybe he won't be so smart when the cops get him. 367 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,000 Ah Jameson, it's no fun shooting if you don't die. 368 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,891 No Miss Patricia. I'm much too busy to die. 369 00:26:06,916 --> 00:26:13,193 Please. Just once. The way you died yesterday. I promised not to ask you again. 370 00:26:13,619 --> 00:26:15,269 And I won't have to die tomorrow? 371 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:16,410 No, I promise. 372 00:26:16,589 --> 00:26:18,629 Very well. Just as soon as I'm through here. 373 00:26:29,309 --> 00:26:31,383 Is Mr. Lanyard... Oh! 374 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:36,135 Oh, who are you? You're Marie Templeton, aren't you? 375 00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:39,929 How did you know? Nevermind. Come in. 376 00:26:42,510 --> 00:26:45,218 Tell me. Did you have a nice lunch? 377 00:26:45,343 --> 00:26:48,104 Oh yes. Well, isn't that nice? 378 00:26:50,369 --> 00:26:51,179 Sit down. 379 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:55,201 What's that for? Shhh... 380 00:26:55,326 --> 00:27:02,136 The Westside gang. Oh, is Mr. Lanyard here? 381 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:06,024 You came to see his antiques, didn't you? Yes. How did you know? 382 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:08,340 That's what he tells all the girls. 383 00:27:08,465 --> 00:27:14,314 And has he ever kissed you? Who? Mr. Lanyard? 384 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,495 Why, he's always been a perfect gentleman. 385 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,331 Gentleman! Ha! That's what you think. 386 00:27:20,356 --> 00:27:23,104 Have you ever heard of the Sioux City slasher? 387 00:27:23,229 --> 00:27:25,750 Is he the one that...? Shhh... 388 00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:29,280 That's only one of his aliases! Drop that! 389 00:27:35,519 --> 00:27:37,229 Poison! Oh! 390 00:27:39,510 --> 00:27:41,568 It's not too late for you to escape. No? 391 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:44,598 No. How do you know so much? 392 00:27:44,623 --> 00:27:48,178 I've been in his power for five long years. 393 00:27:48,203 --> 00:27:50,678 Why don't you escape? I can't! 394 00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:53,778 His gang! Every one of them a killer! 395 00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:57,584 But he's the worst! And he's such a nice looking man. 396 00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:59,494 Yes, that's just the trouble. 397 00:27:59,820 --> 00:28:02,262 Do you remember Mata Hari? The spy? 398 00:28:02,287 --> 00:28:05,104 His first victim! How terrible! 399 00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,144 Oh, but that was a long time ago. 400 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:15,226 Yes... Then there was Sonia, Paulette. She killed herself. 401 00:28:15,251 --> 00:28:18,545 Did he marry all these women? 402 00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:21,858 Let's see now... Eight since I've been here. 403 00:28:21,883 --> 00:28:25,028 Eight! Oh, that was only in the last five years! 404 00:28:25,153 --> 00:28:29,324 Did, uh, he divorce them? Divorce them? 405 00:28:30,330 --> 00:28:35,490 He dismembered them! Ohhhh... 406 00:28:43,529 --> 00:28:46,869 Another bedroom rug ruined! That will give you a general idea. 407 00:28:46,950 --> 00:28:47,867 Well, hello Marie! 408 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,644 Where have you been? Robbing safes! 409 00:28:49,790 --> 00:28:52,730 Ohhh! You fiend! 410 00:28:55,470 --> 00:28:56,402 What's the matter with her? 411 00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:58,944 Never mind about her. What about that slinky dame? 412 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,990 That was business. 413 00:29:01,289 --> 00:29:04,529 But don't expect me to say it's nice work if you can get it. 414 00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:08,159 Here's the check. I thought we had only one round. 415 00:29:08,190 --> 00:29:10,110 Well, I had to drown my sorrows. 416 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:13,650 Good evening, Senator Carson. Good evening. 417 00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:15,580 Hello Senator. Hello Mike. 418 00:29:15,605 --> 00:29:17,544 Hello Dad. Hello darling. 419 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:24,270 Mike, I want to talk to you... alone. Certainly. Come in. 420 00:29:24,350 --> 00:29:27,650 Listen, I want to know what's going on here. Mike. 421 00:29:41,730 --> 00:29:43,440 Well, what's on your mind, Senator? 422 00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:46,800 Mike, you've put me on the spot. 423 00:29:51,150 --> 00:29:54,863 Today at noon, somebody cracked the safe of the War Department 424 00:29:54,888 --> 00:29:58,920 and stole part of the plans for the Palmer anti-aircraft gun. 425 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,950 Part of the plans? Yes. 426 00:30:02,030 --> 00:30:07,370 Fortunately the key sheets are in the Palmer laboratory. 427 00:30:07,349 --> 00:30:08,369 Any idea who did it? 428 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:12,689 The consensus of opinion seems to be that you did. 429 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:14,689 Ahh, that's what the police entered. 430 00:30:16,019 --> 00:30:18,629 In here? Uh huh. Bloodhounds and everything. 431 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,450 You see? You see the spot you put me in? 432 00:30:21,660 --> 00:30:26,430 Oh, I get it! Senator's daughter in love packed with international spy! 433 00:30:27,930 --> 00:30:29,530 Mike, this is no laughing matter. 434 00:30:29,555 --> 00:30:32,094 The police are all but convinced that you are their man. 435 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:40,374 Wait till they hear about Palmer's safe! What about Palmer's safe? 436 00:30:40,499 --> 00:30:45,179 I just robbed it. Oh, not willingly, you understand. 437 00:30:45,204 --> 00:30:47,021 It's all part of a sinister plot. 438 00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:51,292 You know, mysterious woman. Armed men. A ride in the country. 439 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:52,954 All very exciting! 440 00:30:53,559 --> 00:30:55,359 But but... Mike! 441 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:09,700 Hi Val. Let me in, will ya? 442 00:31:09,790 --> 00:31:11,170 Okay, I'll be right down. 443 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:16,619 This mysterious gent, whoever he is, is trying to make me the goat. 444 00:31:17,519 --> 00:31:19,559 But won't they be coming here for the rest of the plans? 445 00:31:19,589 --> 00:31:22,155 Undoubtedly, but they won't find them. Why not? 446 00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:24,263 Because I'm going to give them to you. 447 00:31:24,479 --> 00:31:26,737 Me? Oh no, you're not! 448 00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:28,689 But I only want you to keep them for me overnight. 449 00:31:28,714 --> 00:31:30,105 Why? What good will that do? 450 00:31:30,130 --> 00:31:33,792 My only chance of getting anybody to believe this fantastic story 451 00:31:33,817 --> 00:31:36,644 is to return the complete plans to the war department. 452 00:31:36,669 --> 00:31:39,494 But you haven't got the complete plans. 453 00:31:41,019 --> 00:31:43,349 I'm going to get the rest of those plans tonight. 454 00:31:43,373 --> 00:31:46,073 How? Cherchez la femme. 455 00:31:46,097 --> 00:31:48,297 Her name is Karen. 456 00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:53,321 Awww! Ohhh... 457 00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:56,256 What a dirty trick! 458 00:31:56,381 --> 00:31:58,375 Well, what did you expect to find in a gentleman's bath? 459 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,528 Well the last time he took a shower he wore his clothes. 460 00:32:00,553 --> 00:32:01,937 I wish he'd be more consistent. 461 00:32:02,062 --> 00:32:05,222 Senator? Yes? 462 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:10,090 You know that envelope we were talking about you'll find in my inside coat pocket. 463 00:32:10,190 --> 00:32:12,370 Oh uh.... Yes. 464 00:32:12,450 --> 00:32:15,062 Well, uh... I must be getting along. 465 00:32:15,387 --> 00:32:18,154 You're coming with me to the Gregory party? 466 00:32:18,239 --> 00:32:20,519 Mike, are we going to Gregory's party? 467 00:32:20,543 --> 00:32:21,768 Gregory? Who's he? 468 00:32:21,769 --> 00:32:23,856 He's an oil millionaire. 469 00:32:23,881 --> 00:32:26,206 Upper crust of Washington society at the moment. 470 00:32:26,331 --> 00:32:30,896 He's giving a surrealist party. No costume parties for me. 471 00:32:30,921 --> 00:32:32,544 I have work to do. 472 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,200 Ah, he's getting to be such a stuffy old man. 473 00:32:35,309 --> 00:32:39,719 Oh yes. Very important work to do. Important to all of us. 474 00:32:40,170 --> 00:32:42,450 Well, good luck. Good night. 475 00:32:43,269 --> 00:32:45,099 What are you and dad cooking up? 476 00:32:45,110 --> 00:32:47,330 Nothing that would interest you. 477 00:32:47,369 --> 00:32:50,789 Well, this afternoon interests me, though. What happened after you left me? 478 00:32:51,150 --> 00:32:52,713 Not what you think. I don't believe it. 479 00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:54,703 That's the truth. I don't like the girl. 480 00:32:54,728 --> 00:32:57,399 Really? But I've got to find her again. 481 00:32:57,424 --> 00:32:58,652 I knew it. Why? 482 00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:01,299 Because she's got something that the police think I stole. 483 00:33:01,324 --> 00:33:03,479 Oh, you can think of a better story than that. 484 00:33:03,569 --> 00:33:06,539 You know why it sounds bad? Because it's the truth. 485 00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:08,440 Well, I guess you're right. 486 00:33:08,549 --> 00:33:10,482 You're too bright to think of such a dumb story. 487 00:33:10,507 --> 00:33:11,871 You flatter me. 488 00:33:11,896 --> 00:33:13,536 Well, how are you going to find her? 489 00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:15,049 See this? Uh huh. 490 00:33:15,079 --> 00:33:18,664 I pinched it from her this afternoon. I'm going to find out where she bought it. 491 00:33:18,689 --> 00:33:20,814 Clever of me? Um hum. 492 00:33:20,839 --> 00:33:23,627 You can buy these in a hundred stores in Washington. 493 00:33:23,652 --> 00:33:25,731 Not so clever. Well, my only chance is the plaza. 494 00:33:25,756 --> 00:33:27,692 Maybe someone there knows who she is. 495 00:33:27,717 --> 00:33:29,244 Well get out. I've got to dress. 496 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,589 We got it, Mr. Gregory. Well splendid, Jenks! Splendid! 497 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,328 Look here! What's the meaning of this? 498 00:33:37,353 --> 00:33:39,221 You have my plans. What do you want with me? 499 00:33:39,246 --> 00:33:41,600 Your silence, Mr. Palmer. 500 00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:44,960 If you were free, it would be a simple matter for you to duplicate the plans. 501 00:33:44,990 --> 00:33:46,737 But you can't hold me here indefinitely! 502 00:33:46,762 --> 00:33:49,390 Quite right, Mr. Palmer. I can't. 503 00:33:49,415 --> 00:33:53,708 You are about to embark on a journey... a long journey. 504 00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:55,793 Where are the plans? Here. 505 00:33:55,818 --> 00:33:57,598 You had no trouble, I trust? 506 00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:58,719 Nothing to speak of. 507 00:33:58,744 --> 00:34:01,893 Lanyard tried to get away once. Such a pity he should go to jail. 508 00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:15,981 Jenks, you fool! Lanyard's tricked you. 509 00:34:16,006 --> 00:34:18,934 These are not the Palmer plans. 510 00:34:19,230 --> 00:34:22,053 Do you know where Lanyard lives? Yeah. 511 00:34:22,078 --> 00:34:28,397 By the way, have you any idea what will happen to you if you come back without them,Mr. Jenks? 512 00:34:28,422 --> 00:34:30,527 Yeah. 513 00:34:34,769 --> 00:34:37,450 There's been a slight change in our plans, Mr. Palmer. 514 00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:41,588 Your journey will be postponed for a time. 515 00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:43,712 Take him downstairs, gentlemen. 516 00:34:44,670 --> 00:34:49,020 Two martinis, very dry. And a fence, to keep blonds away. 517 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:51,360 Oh, just a minute. 518 00:34:52,530 --> 00:34:55,050 Do you know the lady who came to our table this afternoon? 519 00:34:55,110 --> 00:34:57,300 She wiggles, you know? 520 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,331 Ah yes! The lady sat down with you. Yes. 521 00:35:01,356 --> 00:35:04,194 With the gold dress and the brown fur coat? Yes. 522 00:35:04,380 --> 00:35:05,610 Very beautiful? Yes, that's the one. 523 00:35:05,634 --> 00:35:07,134 She wore a veil? Yes. 524 00:35:07,135 --> 00:35:09,264 Who is she? I don't know. 525 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:16,109 Does she come here very often? Maybe two or three times. 526 00:35:16,134 --> 00:35:18,894 Always with the so wealthy Mr. Gregory. 527 00:35:27,450 --> 00:35:28,050 Thank you, sir. 528 00:35:30,570 --> 00:35:31,170 Gregory... 529 00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:36,120 What about our drinks? 530 00:35:36,150 --> 00:35:38,533 I'm sorry, I haven't got time. I've got a very busy evening ahead of me. 531 00:35:38,558 --> 00:35:41,311 What are you gonna do, Mike? I'm not quite sure yet. 532 00:35:42,535 --> 00:35:45,050 Well, where to? Home. 533 00:35:45,050 --> 00:35:47,050 Home nothing! You're going to Gregory's party. 534 00:35:47,475 --> 00:35:49,134 This time I'm sticking like a leech. 535 00:35:49,860 --> 00:35:52,383 I can't go to Gregory's party. I haven't an invitation! 536 00:35:52,408 --> 00:35:53,814 Just the same... I'm sticking. 537 00:35:56,730 --> 00:35:59,690 Where to? The White House! 538 00:36:07,410 --> 00:36:09,720 Sorry, he didn't give me any information. 539 00:36:11,849 --> 00:36:14,366 No, but he said he wouldn't be back till very late. 540 00:36:14,491 --> 00:36:17,503 Very good, sir. Oh really, Miss Patricia, you... 541 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,795 What is this? Don't let it bother you, mister. 542 00:36:57,820 --> 00:36:59,631 I've been standing here for an hour. 543 00:36:59,656 --> 00:37:02,377 And I've seen things I ain't seen since my last hangover. 544 00:37:02,402 --> 00:37:05,646 I'd completely forgotten. It's a surrealist party. 545 00:37:05,671 --> 00:37:10,400 Surrealist, eh? Well, I can think of a lot of better names than that!. 546 00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:33,880 I'll wait for you, Mr. Fenton. 547 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,780 Oh, hello. Hello. 548 00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:40,070 Pardon me, can you read? Yes. 549 00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:45,055 Does this say 666 Esquire Road? Yes. 550 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,770 Well, let's... Oh, what are you? 551 00:37:47,790 --> 00:37:49,577 I'm the forest primeval. 552 00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:52,494 What are you? Midnight. 553 00:37:53,180 --> 00:37:56,090 Here we go! 554 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,630 What's the matter? You drop something? 555 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:11,459 My...sheshh. Just a moment, pal. 556 00:38:11,810 --> 00:38:14,270 How did you get my hat? 557 00:38:16,050 --> 00:38:20,580 Invitation, gentlemen. Roger Beecham? 558 00:38:23,060 --> 00:38:26,970 Mr. Charles Fenton. Hey, wait a minute. 559 00:38:27,394 --> 00:38:30,094 Are you Charlie Fenton? Yes. 560 00:38:30,260 --> 00:38:33,448 Are you sure? Yes. 561 00:38:33,573 --> 00:38:36,033 Well now, that's a peculiar thing. 562 00:38:36,058 --> 00:38:39,559 Charlie Fenton of the October Club? Yes. 563 00:38:40,710 --> 00:38:42,830 Are you positive? Yes. 564 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,513 Oh, that's a very, very peculiar thing. 565 00:38:46,538 --> 00:38:49,489 I thought I was Charlie Fenton of the October Club. 566 00:38:49,514 --> 00:38:52,007 Maybe there are two Charlie Fentons of the October Club. 567 00:38:52,132 --> 00:38:53,827 Oh no. That's impossible. 568 00:38:53,852 --> 00:38:56,721 I oughta know. I live there myself. 569 00:38:56,746 --> 00:39:00,852 Well, now wait a minute here. Let's straighten me out. 570 00:39:00,877 --> 00:39:03,640 You're Charlie Fenton? Yeah. 571 00:39:03,764 --> 00:39:06,439 I'm not Charlie Fenton? No. 572 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,016 Who am I? I don't know. 573 00:39:09,041 --> 00:39:12,451 Well, I've got to be somebody! Or have I? 574 00:39:12,476 --> 00:39:17,077 Why don't you ask the policeman? Oh, there's a grand idea. 575 00:39:17,102 --> 00:39:21,154 He ought to know. He's always taking me home. 576 00:39:22,978 --> 00:39:25,478 Hey, occifer... 577 00:39:35,390 --> 00:39:38,200 The upstairs is closed, sir. The party's in there. 578 00:39:38,224 --> 00:39:40,024 Ah, thank you. 579 00:39:53,035 --> 00:39:55,135 Oh! What?... 580 00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,645 Oh, don't let that worry you. Everything's screwy around here tonight. 581 00:40:01,270 --> 00:40:04,080 Is the scotch on the level? The McCoy. 582 00:40:04,230 --> 00:40:08,010 You know, this the first time in my career I ever felt like drinking on the job! 583 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,400 Filler? Yes, please. 584 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:20,024 Here you are, sir. Thank you. 585 00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:44,020 I'll be back. Why? 586 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:05,381 I uh... I believe you dropped this. Oh, it's you. 587 00:41:05,406 --> 00:41:07,619 You shouldn't be surprised to see me. No? 588 00:41:07,644 --> 00:41:11,063 Not after this afternoon. I see. 589 00:41:11,088 --> 00:41:13,764 I haven't enjoyed myself so much in years. 590 00:41:13,799 --> 00:41:17,070 Then you did like me, didn't you? Very much. 591 00:41:17,095 --> 00:41:18,953 Better than that girl? 592 00:41:19,559 --> 00:41:22,619 Val Carson? I like you in a different way. 593 00:41:22,644 --> 00:41:25,410 She's silly, isn't she? Yes. 594 00:41:25,410 --> 00:41:28,580 How silly? Very silly. 595 00:41:36,295 --> 00:41:38,195 Now who's silly? 596 00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:42,520 Uh huh. What do you mean?...Uh huh? 597 00:41:42,810 --> 00:41:47,913 Well...ha ha. I knew who it was all the time. 598 00:41:47,938 --> 00:41:50,487 You did not! You're getting to be a terrific liar. 599 00:41:50,512 --> 00:41:52,284 Thought you said you didn't like her? 600 00:41:52,620 --> 00:41:54,920 Well, I don't. Oh, no! 601 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:59,280 You're very nice. I like you in a different way. 602 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,790 I only said that to disarm her. You said I was silly. 603 00:42:03,090 --> 00:42:06,720 Well, you are. I guess I am. 604 00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:08,100 I'm beginning to believe you again. 605 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,113 Sure you don't like her? Cross my heart. 606 00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:15,012 I only wanted her to take me upstairs. What? 607 00:42:15,037 --> 00:42:17,897 Gregory's got a safe up there somewhere. 608 00:42:17,922 --> 00:42:20,606 Well, why don't you walk? There's a guard on the stairs. 609 00:42:20,731 --> 00:42:22,426 You can help me. What do you want me to do? 610 00:42:22,451 --> 00:42:25,060 Go out on the dance floor and scream! Scream? 611 00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:28,716 That's right. Scream as loud as you can! Come on. 612 00:42:43,841 --> 00:42:46,807 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! 613 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,244 What's the trouble? Trouble? 614 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,510 You screamed! Oh, that? That was nothing. 615 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,200 Burglar alarm! 616 00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:07,410 Probably a short circuit. I'm not so sure of that. 617 00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:29,204 What's the matter? Something's gone wrong with a burglar alarm. 618 00:44:29,229 --> 00:44:31,819 Gregory says to stick around. Okay. 619 00:45:04,199 --> 00:45:06,749 Rather an interesting painting, don't you think, Mr. Lanyard? 620 00:45:13,199 --> 00:45:16,232 Well, my old friend Gromahv! 621 00:45:16,257 --> 00:45:18,884 I hope I didn't interrupt your investigation of my study. 622 00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:21,438 Well, as a matter of fact you did. 623 00:45:23,263 --> 00:45:26,984 But, another time perhaps. 624 00:45:34,469 --> 00:45:37,589 Yes? I got 'em, boss. Right here in my pocket. 625 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:42,000 Yeah. Lanyard gave 'em to Senator Carson for safekeeping. 626 00:45:42,090 --> 00:45:44,880 Splendid, Jenks! Come back here right away. 627 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,680 Gregory, I'm becoming seriously annoyed with your friends. 628 00:45:47,705 --> 00:45:51,286 You won't be annoyed long. I'm afraid that's right. Mr. Lanyard. 629 00:45:51,311 --> 00:45:54,040 You're going to the country, for air. 630 00:45:53,820 --> 00:45:55,590 We're gonna let the air in with a little lead. 631 00:45:58,199 --> 00:46:00,464 You're making a mistake. Why? 632 00:46:00,489 --> 00:46:04,333 Because I have half the plans. If kill me, you'll never get them. 633 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,201 That's a problem you needn't worry about, Mr. Lanyard. 634 00:46:08,226 --> 00:46:10,014 Take him down the back way, boys. 635 00:46:18,380 --> 00:46:21,230 Hi, Midnight! Hello... 636 00:46:21,339 --> 00:46:23,709 That's the man! 637 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,890 This man claims you're an imposter. Yes? 638 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,728 He wants to ask you a question. Why not? 639 00:46:27,853 --> 00:46:29,883 Go ahead. All right. I will. 640 00:46:29,908 --> 00:46:31,381 And it will only be one question. 641 00:46:31,381 --> 00:46:35,383 Nobody but Charlie Fenton will know the answer. 642 00:46:35,408 --> 00:46:38,550 Are you ready? Yes. 643 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,210 I forgot... No, no, no. Here it is. 644 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,990 Is your wife's name Pearl? Yes. 645 00:46:50,070 --> 00:46:53,773 Oh, I give up. Sorry to have bothered you. 646 00:46:53,898 --> 00:46:56,202 No bother at all. Oh... 647 00:46:56,827 --> 00:47:00,704 We better put him in a cab. Okay, Mr. Fenton. 648 00:47:00,729 --> 00:47:03,762 Now I know I gotta go on the wagon! 649 00:47:12,780 --> 00:47:13,740 Good night, boys. 650 00:47:18,090 --> 00:47:19,890 Who are you, miss? I'm Val Carson. 651 00:47:20,429 --> 00:47:21,619 Do you know anybody here? 652 00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:24,080 Well, I don't see anyone. 653 00:47:24,105 --> 00:47:27,364 Oh yes! There's the man I came with. He'll identify me. 654 00:47:27,488 --> 00:47:30,388 Yoohoo! Mike! Yoohoo! 655 00:47:31,110 --> 00:47:32,370 Oh, hello. 656 00:47:36,380 --> 00:47:38,861 Mike... Do you know this woman? 657 00:47:38,986 --> 00:47:41,174 Never saw her before in my life. 658 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,498 What? That's all right lady. 659 00:47:44,523 --> 00:47:46,074 No body knows me either. 660 00:48:03,419 --> 00:48:04,109 Who did this? 661 00:48:04,889 --> 00:48:07,553 A very evil looking person, sir. 662 00:48:07,578 --> 00:48:10,823 He seemed to be looking for something? 663 00:48:11,399 --> 00:48:13,469 He didn't find it! No sir. 664 00:48:14,009 --> 00:48:16,253 And he seemed quite upset too. 665 00:48:16,278 --> 00:48:19,643 And he wanted to know who'd been here this evening. 666 00:48:19,710 --> 00:48:21,420 Did you tell him? Yes sir. 667 00:48:22,739 --> 00:48:25,829 That Miss Val and her father were your only visitors. 668 00:48:31,350 --> 00:48:32,580 Senator Carson, this is.. 669 00:48:34,170 --> 00:48:37,770 What? They did? I'll be right over. 670 00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,823 Well, they got 'em again. What sir? 671 00:48:41,848 --> 00:48:43,133 My half of the plans. 672 00:48:44,610 --> 00:48:46,080 I don't understand, sir. 673 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:48,017 I'm playing a game with some people, Jameson. 674 00:48:48,042 --> 00:48:50,698 It's called "button button who's got the button?" 675 00:48:50,723 --> 00:48:54,174 Seems rather rough sort of a game, sir. Yes, it's getting that way. 676 00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:56,645 So you won't talk, eh? Okay, smart guy. 677 00:48:56,670 --> 00:48:58,529 Come on! This is the end of the line. 678 00:48:58,554 --> 00:49:01,399 I'm gonna rub you out. Heh heh. Try it! 679 00:49:01,424 --> 00:49:04,030 Gary, knock him off. Look out behind you! 680 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,700 Next week, the Red Weasel rides... 681 00:49:08,009 --> 00:49:11,399 I'm sorry, Mike, but I was listening to the Red Weasels Mob. 682 00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:13,557 I'll forgive you this time, young lady. 683 00:49:13,682 --> 00:49:15,525 Go get your clothes on. We're going places. 684 00:49:15,650 --> 00:49:18,297 Huh? Oh boy! 685 00:49:19,380 --> 00:49:22,030 We're getting out of here before we have some very annoying visitors. 686 00:49:22,055 --> 00:49:23,480 The police, sir? Police? 687 00:49:23,510 --> 00:49:25,050 They called, sir. When? 688 00:49:25,075 --> 00:49:26,443 Just after you left. 689 00:49:26,468 --> 00:49:28,178 What did they want? You, sir. 690 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,070 By the way, what happened to Miss Carson? 691 00:49:35,820 --> 00:49:38,588 I left her at a party, rather abruptly, I'm afraid. 692 00:49:38,613 --> 00:49:41,058 What again, sir? I had to Jameson. 693 00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:44,628 I was anticipating some trouble and I didn't want her involved. 694 00:49:44,653 --> 00:49:49,658 You know, she means, well, a great deal to me. 695 00:49:49,683 --> 00:49:54,039 Precious is the word, sir. I'm afraid so, Jameson. 696 00:49:54,064 --> 00:49:56,732 Sometimes I wish I weren't old enough to be her father. 697 00:49:56,857 --> 00:50:00,567 Yes, sir. Oh, see if you can hurry Pat along a little. 698 00:50:00,692 --> 00:50:01,494 Wait a minute. 699 00:50:03,959 --> 00:50:06,021 Pour me a whiskey and soda. Yes sir. 700 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,097 Pick it up. 701 00:50:23,010 --> 00:50:24,560 No, grab it! 702 00:50:26,070 --> 00:50:27,720 Now hold it to my mouth so I can drink it. 703 00:50:30,390 --> 00:50:33,781 You feeling alright, sir? Quite alright. 704 00:50:33,806 --> 00:50:35,674 You can put it down now. 705 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:38,040 Uh, leave plenty of fingerprints. 706 00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:44,430 Now answer the bell. But it hasn't rung, sir. 707 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,960 I want to see... 708 00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:07,816 What is all this? Just a routine robbery, Inspector? 709 00:51:07,841 --> 00:51:09,243 Nothing important. 710 00:51:09,268 --> 00:51:11,351 Oh yeah! I'm arresting you for robbery, Lanyard. 711 00:51:11,377 --> 00:51:13,330 What have I done this time? Burgled the treasury? 712 00:51:13,355 --> 00:51:16,749 No, you cracked Angus Palmer's safe. The inventor? 713 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:19,749 Oh who do you think you're kidding? We found fingerprints! 714 00:51:19,773 --> 00:51:22,342 And you think they're mine? They gotta be. 715 00:51:22,368 --> 00:51:25,412 We found another one of your cigarettes beside the safe. 716 00:51:25,437 --> 00:51:27,514 You're losing your grip, Inspector. 717 00:51:27,539 --> 00:51:30,340 You know I didn't do that job at the War Office. 718 00:51:30,270 --> 00:51:33,221 How do we know that? Well didn't you talk to Marie Templeton? 719 00:51:33,246 --> 00:51:35,001 Yeah, we talked to her. Well? 720 00:51:35,026 --> 00:51:36,711 She never even heard of you. 721 00:51:36,736 --> 00:51:40,140 This is one of the happiest moments of my life, Lanyard! 722 00:51:40,380 --> 00:51:43,859 Just one moment, Inspector. Miss Carson! 723 00:51:43,884 --> 00:51:45,460 Mr. Lanyard couldn't have been at the War Office. 724 00:51:45,490 --> 00:51:48,240 Why not? Shall I tell him, Michael dear? 725 00:51:48,265 --> 00:51:49,914 Sure. Go on... uh... 726 00:51:49,990 --> 00:51:51,790 It won't do any good, Miss Carson! After all... 727 00:51:51,810 --> 00:51:56,230 Please Inspector... Mrs. Lanyard! Mrs. Lanyard?? 728 00:51:56,279 --> 00:51:58,949 Mrs. Lanyard? Mrs. Lanyard!! 729 00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:01,083 Yes, we were married at 1:00 this afternoon, 730 00:52:01,108 --> 00:52:03,354 just when you're safe was robbed, Inspector. 731 00:52:03,989 --> 00:52:06,089 I think this is the worst case I ever worked on! 732 00:52:06,690 --> 00:52:08,190 Aren't you going to congratulate us? 733 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,170 Oh yeah, sure. Congratulations, Mrs. Lanyard. Congrats.... 734 00:52:11,195 --> 00:52:14,034 Well, you don't seem very happy about this. 735 00:52:15,150 --> 00:52:17,230 Oh, I'm happy. Well, you should be. 736 00:52:17,255 --> 00:52:21,510 All you have to do now is explain why your fingerprints are on Palmer's safe! 737 00:52:21,535 --> 00:52:24,441 You don't know they're my fingerprints. Well, we'll soon find out. 738 00:52:24,466 --> 00:52:27,731 You can't take my prints until you book me. I know my rights. 739 00:52:27,756 --> 00:52:29,690 Alright, then we'll take you down and book you. 740 00:52:29,750 --> 00:52:31,810 On my wedding night? Oh! 741 00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:34,350 Oh, you wouldn't do that, Inspector! 742 00:52:37,710 --> 00:52:39,630 Uh, Jameson, bring me a fresh drink. 743 00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:43,650 Don't touch that glass! Dust it, Devan. 744 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,126 We'll soon see who looks silly. 745 00:52:47,151 --> 00:52:50,970 Well you certainly wrote your name all over Palmer's safe. 746 00:52:51,550 --> 00:52:54,870 How is it, Devan? They check, don't they? 747 00:52:54,894 --> 00:52:56,894 Just a minute... 748 00:53:02,489 --> 00:53:04,312 Check? Why, they ain't even the same type! 749 00:53:04,337 --> 00:53:07,962 What? Let's take him down anyhow, huh? 750 00:53:08,087 --> 00:53:11,567 I'd look fine booking a man for a crime because his fingerprints didn't match! 751 00:53:11,692 --> 00:53:14,007 This is the worst case I ever worked on. 752 00:53:14,032 --> 00:53:16,390 Well, it looks like you're off the hook again, Lanyard. 753 00:53:16,415 --> 00:53:18,276 But you're mixed up in this case someplace. 754 00:53:18,301 --> 00:53:20,367 And I'm gonna get you for it. You bet, he will! 755 00:53:20,392 --> 00:53:23,759 I'm gonna check the license bureau. And if you weren't married... 756 00:53:23,790 --> 00:53:26,280 Inspector. Oh!... 757 00:53:26,909 --> 00:53:30,869 Good night, Inspector. Good night, Sergeant. What's good about it? 758 00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,710 In my 15 years as a policeman... 759 00:53:35,699 --> 00:53:37,349 Are you really a policeman? 760 00:53:37,710 --> 00:53:40,080 Yeah. Oh, honest? 761 00:53:40,110 --> 00:53:41,280 Yeah, honest! 762 00:53:41,304 --> 00:53:47,604 Ah ha ha ha... 763 00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,556 Well that was quick thinking! Hmm, wasn't it darling? 764 00:53:57,581 --> 00:54:00,330 I'm sorry I left you at the party. Oh, that was all right. 765 00:54:00,370 --> 00:54:02,170 You're not angry? No, I understand. 766 00:54:02,195 --> 00:54:04,782 You were afraid if I went with you, I might get hurt. 767 00:54:04,807 --> 00:54:05,713 That's right. 768 00:54:05,738 --> 00:54:07,876 Mike dear? What? 769 00:54:07,901 --> 00:54:09,683 I didn't know I was so precious to you. 770 00:54:09,707 --> 00:54:13,796 You so and so! You overheard me talking to Jameson, didn't you? 771 00:54:13,821 --> 00:54:16,024 You know, you're not really old enough to be my father. 772 00:54:16,030 --> 00:54:19,293 Eavesdropping! That's another vice you've picked up. 773 00:54:19,318 --> 00:54:22,200 That, and necking. Mike? 774 00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,061 What? This is getting serious. 775 00:54:24,086 --> 00:54:27,750 It certainly is. Yet I am practically married! 776 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,870 No, you dope! I mean the danger. You're in trouble! 777 00:54:31,290 --> 00:54:32,815 You don't know the half of it! 778 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,555 Which reminds me, we've got to get out of here! 779 00:54:34,580 --> 00:54:37,117 Why? I am expecting some very unpleasant visitors. 780 00:54:37,142 --> 00:54:39,290 What's it all about, Mike? I'll tell you later. 781 00:54:39,315 --> 00:54:41,485 I'm taking you and Pat to your house where you'll be safe. 782 00:54:41,510 --> 00:54:43,517 I don't want to be safe. I'd rather be with you! 783 00:54:43,541 --> 00:54:45,541 I'll get Pat. 784 00:54:48,517 --> 00:54:53,417 Mr. Lanyard! Look! 785 00:54:56,142 --> 00:54:58,450 We'll have to run for it! 786 00:55:06,074 --> 00:55:08,374 Everybody duck! 787 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,410 There's a police car. 788 00:55:45,534 --> 00:55:47,334 That's what I've been looking for. 789 00:55:47,358 --> 00:55:50,558 Should we chase 'em, Sarg? Drink your coffee. 790 00:56:04,182 --> 00:56:07,179 It's that same car again, Sarg! Quiet! 791 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,679 If he don't look out, he'll make me sore. 792 00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:12,883 That cop must be asleep in there! 793 00:56:12,908 --> 00:56:15,403 Yeah, next time around, pitch this through the window. 794 00:56:15,428 --> 00:56:17,989 That ought to wake him up! Oh boy! 795 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:25,894 Boy! I'm getting dizzy. 796 00:56:28,918 --> 00:56:30,918 Here we go... 797 00:56:33,542 --> 00:56:35,218 You sure got a bullseye! 798 00:56:35,219 --> 00:56:37,520 Was that that guy again? He got... 799 00:56:37,544 --> 00:56:40,144 Quiet! Come on! 800 00:56:41,790 --> 00:56:44,270 Lucky for them they got away. Quiet! 801 00:56:46,094 --> 00:56:48,094 Here they come again, Sergeant! 802 00:56:57,018 --> 00:57:02,018 What do you think we oughta do now, Sarg? Quiet. 803 00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,000 That worked out better than I expected. 804 00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:10,355 That was fun, wasn't it? Lots of fun. 805 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,630 Mike, can we do it again? 806 00:57:11,655 --> 00:57:14,938 You're going to bed. Aw Mike... 807 00:57:15,862 --> 00:57:17,062 What delayed you? 808 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,690 Why, Dad! What happened? Who did that? 809 00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:21,330 Oh this? Same fella that stole the plans. 810 00:57:21,390 --> 00:57:22,800 Six foot fella with a gray hat? 811 00:57:22,949 --> 00:57:25,199 Sounds like him. Looks like Republican. 812 00:57:25,529 --> 00:57:28,019 I know him. That's one more he's got coming to him. 813 00:57:28,049 --> 00:57:30,749 We've been playing cops and robbers! More fun! 814 00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:31,950 Bedtime for you. 815 00:57:32,610 --> 00:57:35,430 Fagin, take Miss Patricia upstairs. Yes, sir. 816 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,230 The Red Weasel was after us. Ohhh... 817 00:57:37,239 --> 00:57:39,524 Regis monkey. 818 00:57:39,549 --> 00:57:42,215 Sorry, Senator, I didn't mean to get you into this mess. 819 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:47,285 Oh, forget it. I haven't had such fun since the Taft administration! 820 00:57:47,310 --> 00:57:49,164 All right, Pops. Well, well what happened? 821 00:57:49,590 --> 00:57:52,333 More trouble? Well, you could call it that. 822 00:57:52,358 --> 00:57:55,097 Mike cracked a safe. Jameson got cracked over the head. 823 00:57:55,122 --> 00:57:58,110 I told the police Mike and I were married. Married? 824 00:57:58,209 --> 00:57:59,529 Are you? Well, not yet. 825 00:58:01,079 --> 00:58:02,549 And we just wrecked a police car. 826 00:58:02,939 --> 00:58:05,249 Well, you certainly won't prove a dull sort of lot. 827 00:58:13,380 --> 00:58:14,260 Pat! Hello. 828 00:58:14,285 --> 00:58:15,804 Come out of there. 829 00:58:17,429 --> 00:58:20,519 I thought I told you to go to bed. 830 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,071 Well, where do we go from here? You don't go anywhere. 831 00:58:25,096 --> 00:58:28,014 But I'm going to get the rest of those plans. I'm coming to. 832 00:58:28,650 --> 00:58:31,743 No, you're not. You look very tired. 833 00:58:31,768 --> 00:58:34,464 You're going to rest. I'm coming, Mike. 834 00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:40,260 Mike, those men are here again. What? 835 00:58:48,870 --> 00:58:49,830 Now off to bed with you. 836 00:58:50,279 --> 00:58:54,379 Ah heck! I miss all the fun. Run along. 837 00:58:54,403 --> 00:58:56,403 Let them in, Jameson. 838 00:58:59,429 --> 00:59:03,569 It's Karen, and the man who hit you. I'm going too! 839 00:59:04,710 --> 00:59:09,390 Mike, let me handle that slinky dame, will ya? 840 00:59:09,659 --> 00:59:10,589 Oh no! 841 00:59:10,679 --> 00:59:14,129 If she tries anymore of her little games, I'll cut both your throats. 842 00:59:15,269 --> 00:59:17,159 Yes sir. Step right in, sir. 843 00:59:20,190 --> 00:59:22,620 I'll tell Mr. Lanyard you're here, sir. 844 00:59:25,290 --> 00:59:26,400 None of that. 845 00:59:26,850 --> 00:59:28,720 Jameson, why did you do that? 846 00:59:28,745 --> 00:59:34,004 An eye for an eye, sir Very satisfactory, sir. 847 00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:41,819 Those persons are here, sir. Show them in. 848 00:59:43,770 --> 00:59:45,818 Good evening. Good evening. 849 00:59:45,843 --> 00:59:48,204 I'll speak to Mr. Lanyard alone. 850 00:59:48,209 --> 00:59:50,069 Well, I hope you know what you're doing. 851 00:59:54,270 --> 00:59:57,690 I said alone. Yes, I heard you 852 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,420 All right, I'll go. 853 01:00:09,030 --> 01:00:10,910 Won't you sit down? 854 01:00:17,029 --> 01:00:21,739 Cigarette? Oh no, not one of those. Thank you. 855 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:27,490 Mr. Lanyard, this game of hide and seek we've been playing has been very amusing. 856 01:00:27,510 --> 01:00:29,780 But it must stop. I'm sorry about that. 857 01:00:29,805 --> 01:00:31,734 I was just beginning to enjoy it. 858 01:00:32,219 --> 01:00:34,172 Conditions have changed. Indeed. 859 01:00:34,197 --> 01:00:38,129 We must deliver the Palmer plans by daybreak or we lose our sale. 860 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,280 What has that to do with me? We want to make a deal with you. 861 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,707 Ha ha! I know. But this time it isn't a trick. 862 01:00:44,732 --> 01:00:47,654 We join forces and divide the proceeds evenly. 863 01:00:47,740 --> 01:00:49,570 I'm afraid I couldn't. 864 01:00:50,370 --> 01:00:51,410 Why not? 865 01:00:51,420 --> 01:00:55,583 To begin with, I couldn't put my hands on my part of the plans so quickly. 866 01:00:55,608 --> 01:00:58,320 Furthermore, I don't like your friend Gregory. 867 01:01:39,799 --> 01:01:45,050 You know, I'm going to be disappointed too. 868 01:01:47,830 --> 01:01:50,750 Are you sure you won't reconsider? 869 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,380 Well, I'm pretty sure. 870 01:01:53,699 --> 01:01:55,479 Going so soon? 871 01:01:58,830 --> 01:02:03,190 You... You Casanova! 872 01:02:05,614 --> 01:02:07,614 Pardon me. Yeah? 873 01:02:12,239 --> 01:02:17,049 Quite right, Jameson, very satisfactory! Very, sir! 874 01:02:29,299 --> 01:02:33,029 Fortunately, I got here just in time. Mr. Lanyard! Mr. Lanyard! 875 01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,953 Miss Patricia, she's gone! 876 01:02:34,978 --> 01:02:36,914 What? Look... 877 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,860 Mike! 878 01:02:48,719 --> 01:02:51,409 Give me 15 minutes and then call Inspector Thomas. 879 01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:53,753 Tell him to look for Pat and me at Gregory's. 880 01:03:14,899 --> 01:03:15,379 Wait a minute... 881 01:03:23,203 --> 01:03:28,403 Ouch! Well...Who are you? 882 01:03:28,449 --> 01:03:31,199 I'm G7! Huh? 883 01:03:31,260 --> 01:03:32,873 A detective. 884 01:03:32,898 --> 01:03:34,965 Hello. Hello. 885 01:03:34,990 --> 01:03:37,168 Let's go inside. 886 01:03:38,310 --> 01:03:40,063 Well, I checked the marriage license bureau. 887 01:03:40,088 --> 01:03:42,191 Nobody by the name of Lanyard has been down there this year. 888 01:03:42,217 --> 01:03:43,687 Are you sure? Sure. I'm sure. 889 01:03:43,712 --> 01:03:45,180 Here's the guy that runs the joint. 890 01:03:45,180 --> 01:03:46,620 He'll swear to it. Is that true? 891 01:03:46,649 --> 01:03:50,689 Yes, indeed. Yes, sir. Yes indeedy! Good. 892 01:03:50,759 --> 01:03:54,723 Send out a general alarm for Michael Lanyard, age 35... 893 01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:58,426 ...black hair and mustache, wearing dinner clothes... 894 01:03:58,451 --> 01:04:02,933 ...last seen with blonde companion, driving yellow sports car. 895 01:04:03,690 --> 01:04:04,920 Arrest on sight. 896 01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:17,240 Here he comes! 897 01:04:25,590 --> 01:04:26,810 Hello wise guy! 898 01:04:28,230 --> 01:04:29,880 Inspector, you must come with me. It's... 899 01:04:29,940 --> 01:04:31,851 Every policeman in Washington is looking for Lanyard. 900 01:04:31,876 --> 01:04:33,900 It doesn't make sense that you can take me right to him 901 01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:36,395 But I can! He's at Gregory's house at 17th and Madison. 902 01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:38,820 Gregory is the man you want. Michael told me to tell you. 903 01:04:38,879 --> 01:04:41,231 Oh, there's your answer. He told you to tell me! 904 01:04:41,256 --> 01:04:44,897 Well, I'm not going anyplace that Lanyard says he is, because he'd be someplace else. 905 01:04:44,922 --> 01:04:47,980 I know! Madam you can't fool the inspector! 906 01:04:48,005 --> 01:04:50,826 All right, I'll go! Someone's gotta help him! 907 01:04:54,051 --> 01:04:56,114 That dame is dizzy. 908 01:05:14,159 --> 01:05:17,709 Yes, this completes the plans. 909 01:05:18,719 --> 01:05:21,189 I suppose you know what's going to happen to you. 910 01:05:21,214 --> 01:05:24,563 I can guess. If there's anything you'd like... 911 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:29,010 ...shall we say, your last request? 912 01:05:30,330 --> 01:05:32,100 I came here to find my little girl. 913 01:05:32,710 --> 01:05:37,450 Very reasonable. Jenks, bring in Mr. Lanyard's daughter. 914 01:06:00,989 --> 01:06:01,859 Hello, blondie. 915 01:06:03,449 --> 01:06:04,489 Hello. 916 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,230 You might as well come along quietly. 917 01:06:16,170 --> 01:06:18,205 You'll be happy to know we have another guest. 918 01:06:18,230 --> 01:06:20,991 Yes? Miss Carson has decided to join us. 919 01:06:21,016 --> 01:06:23,207 Leave her out of this Gregory. She has nothing to do with it. 920 01:06:23,332 --> 01:06:24,432 She'll be alright. 921 01:06:24,757 --> 01:06:28,307 In any event, you don't have to worry about her. 922 01:06:28,559 --> 01:06:29,879 This just came in, Inspector. 923 01:06:31,370 --> 01:06:35,195 Hey, Devan, we just picked up Lanyard's car at 17th and Madison. 924 01:06:36,620 --> 01:06:39,919 That's just where the Carson girl said he'd be! Come on! 925 01:06:44,310 --> 01:06:47,970 I'm sorry, Mike. I guess I'm not such a good detective. 926 01:06:47,995 --> 01:06:49,014 Come here, Pat. 927 01:06:52,650 --> 01:06:56,009 Pat, I... I want to talk to you. 928 01:07:02,333 --> 01:07:06,833 Cry, babe. Cry...go on...now. 929 01:07:08,010 --> 01:07:09,970 I've got to go away on a long trip, Pat. 930 01:07:11,550 --> 01:07:12,650 Be good. 931 01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:22,570 In the top left-hand drawer of that desk is a package of papers. 932 01:07:22,630 --> 01:07:25,790 I'll start a rumpass. You grab them and run. 933 01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:33,335 Now be a good girl, Pat. And remember what I told you. 934 01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:38,893 I will obey you. Don't worry about me. I'll be all right. 935 01:07:50,909 --> 01:07:54,149 Gregory, you'll see that Pat gets home all right. 936 01:08:25,573 --> 01:08:27,573 That one's on me! 937 01:08:56,197 --> 01:09:02,297 Mike! Mike! We're in here! 938 01:09:02,610 --> 01:09:05,247 Val! Oh boy, am I glad to see you! 939 01:09:05,372 --> 01:09:07,000 This is Mr. Palmer. He's... Oh never mind that. 940 01:09:07,025 --> 01:09:08,490 Come on. Let's get out of here. 941 01:09:14,970 --> 01:09:16,033 Don't worry, my dear. 942 01:09:16,058 --> 01:09:17,798 It's best for us to get away from here as soon as possible. 943 01:09:17,822 --> 01:09:18,898 What about Lanyard? 944 01:09:18,923 --> 01:09:22,290 The plans are more important than that just now. 945 01:09:25,214 --> 01:09:27,614 Here! Give me a crack at that... 946 01:09:30,038 --> 01:09:32,538 Looks like we're in for it! 947 01:09:35,090 --> 01:09:36,410 Sounds like the Marines! 948 01:09:47,790 --> 01:09:50,295 Well, well! If it is my old friend Lanyard! 949 01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:53,160 Inspector, you're just in time! I'll say we are. 950 01:09:54,179 --> 01:09:57,869 If you get out of this one, Lanyard, I'll eat my hat! 951 01:10:02,370 --> 01:10:05,880 Shall I get you your hat, Inspector? Get me two hats! 952 01:10:06,180 --> 01:10:08,460 You won't need me anymore tonight, will you, Inspector? 953 01:10:08,461 --> 01:10:09,325 Who are you? 954 01:10:09,350 --> 01:10:11,490 He's the guy from the marriage license bureau. 955 01:10:11,515 --> 01:10:13,034 I never did need you. Oh... 956 01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:15,822 Excuse me. Do you issue marriage licenses? 957 01:10:15,847 --> 01:10:18,749 Yes indeed! Yes sir! Yes indeedy! 958 01:10:18,774 --> 01:10:21,259 You're just the man we're looking for. We can use you. 959 01:10:21,284 --> 01:10:24,094 Can't we, darling? Inspector, lock me up! 960 01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:25,695 Lock me up, and without bail! What for? 961 01:10:25,715 --> 01:10:26,297 I don't know... 962 01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:29,055 ...but I'll think of something to confess to before morning! 963 01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,796 Take him away, Devan. Okay... 964 01:10:34,421 --> 01:10:40,613 Val, don't worry. I got the keys.